An addiction to gochujang, a fear of quiet gourds, and the inability to look at a pumpkin spice latte without flinching.
The moment the capsaicin touches its spiritual tongue, the occurs. The heat that feels pleasant to humans is literal acid to them. The pumpkin, acting as a holy vegetable, will collapse inward, trapping the demon in a stew of its own desire.
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Do not add cheese. Dairy neutralizes the capsaicin, allowing the demon to re-form inside your stomach. After-Action Report You have survived the Succubus Pandemic using the Spicy Pumpkin Hot Pot Tutorial . You are now a Level 1 Culinary Exorcist.
By Dr. Elara Vex, Paranormal Epidemiology & Culinary Exorcism An addiction to gochujang, a fear of quiet
Add the gochujang and tomato paste. Let it char for 90 seconds. This creates umami —the fifth taste, which is the one demonic entities cannot process. Their tongues recoil from fermented complexity. Pour in the vegetable broth. Add the canned coconut milk and maple syrup. Stir in the cinnamon (the bait) and cracked black pepper.
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October 31, 2024 Risk Level: Omega Crimson (Non-Negotiable)