Pooping Dog Script Full __top__ May 2026

Bentley turns around, walks back to the carpet, and squats.

The poop. An Easter egg label on the rug reads: "Made in China." pooping dog script full

(to laptop): "Sorry, Chad, my –"

Bentley holds the pose. Does not break eye contact. He is a statue of menace. Bentley turns around, walks back to the carpet, and squats

(muting mic): "No. Bentley. No. We went out 10 minutes ago." Bentley turns around

Bentley releases a single, perfect, kibble-shaped turd.

stares at the camera like she is in The Office . She picks up the treat bag and throws the entire bag at Bentley.