Of Bitoffun Chav Lad Is Back He Could Not S Portable -
By early 2023, he had 1.2 million followers. Then – silence. In April 2023, his last video showed him holding a pink retro handheld, squinting at the screen, and saying, “I swear if this don’t save my Pokémon, it’s going out the window.” The video ended abruptly. No uploads for six months.
“Alright, listen. I know I been gone. But the Bit of Fun Chav Lad is back, yeah? No more disappearing. But I got a problem. A real one. […] I tried to do the thing. The portable thing. But I could not s it. I could NOT s portable. It’s not working. The s won’t come. Portable is there but no s.” Fans initially thought it was a stroke or a bit. But as the video continues, he holds up a PSP – screen cracked, battery bulging – and then a modern Anbernic handheld. He presses the power button. Nothing. He presses again. Nothing. of bitoffun chav lad is back he could not s portable
Yes, Jordan. Yes. Bit of Fun Chav Lad’s plight is funnier because it’s tragic in a quiet, modern way. We treat portable devices as magical objects that should just work. But batteries degrade. Screens crack. Firmware corrupts. The “s” – the sign of life, the spark of a working screen – is fragile. By early 2023, he had 1
The scene: dim room, fairy lights in the background (surprisingly cozy), a cluttered desk. Jordan – now with a slight beard and tired eyes – stares into the camera. No uploads for six months
“See? No s. No ‘s’ on the screen. No start-up. No sign of life, bruv.”
But this return is different. The first video of his comeback isn’t a banger about chicken shops or sneaker disputes. Instead, it opens with a close-up of his bewildered face, a half-empty can of Monster Energy on the desk, and the immortal words:
He wasn’t being cryptic. He was saying: – but his thick accent and slurred delivery turned “see” into “s.” And “portable” referred to his handheld consoles.
