My College Memories -v0.2b- -orphanstudio- Portable Instant

If you are an alumnus of OrphanStudio—or merely a wanderer who stumbled upon this dusty repository—welcome. Let me compile the runtime for you. Colleges are orphanages for adulthood. You arrive as a child, fresh from the protective custody of school and family, and you are left in a dormitory with strangers. You have to figure out how to do laundry, how to stay awake for an 8 AM lecture, and how to pretend you understand calculus.

To the professors we pranked: Sorry for the segmentation fault. My College Memories -v0.2b- -OrphanStudio-

is abandonware. I have released the source code into the public domain of my brain. If you are an alumnus of OrphanStudio—or merely