Now go train. And don’t skip the mirror work. Serpien is watching. Disclaimer: Mixed Fighting Kick Ass is a fictional concept created for entertainment. No actual serpents, agents, or models were harmed in the making of this article. But if you see a snake whispering fight tips—run.

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The Kandy Agent responded to critics in a post-fight interview: “You’ve never been constricted by a 12-foot psychic snake during a sugar crash. Don’t judge.”