Hipster Kickball ((better)) -
CrossFit hurts. Marathons are lonely. Softball leagues are filled with that one guy from Accounting who throws a bat in anger. Hipster kickball offers a safe space for the "post-ironic athlete."
In MLB, pitchers throw heat. In hipster kickball, the pitcher must lob the ball in a high, beautiful, aesthetically pleasing arc. Ideally, the ball should reach a height of 15 feet before descending gently toward the plate. This is not about getting the batter out; it is about letting the batter appreciate the visual trajectory. hipster kickball
It is chaotic. It is slow. It is ironic. It is earnest. CrossFit hurts
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