Gonzo Xmas 2022 💯 🏆

Welcome to the retrospective of —the year the traditional "Silent Night" got replaced with a synth-wave metal remake, and Santa decided to trade his sleigh for a stolen shopping cart.

On the other side, traditionalist columnist Marcus P. Vale called it "a whimper of nihilism wrapped in tinsel." He lamented, "When you replace ‘Silent Night’ with a techno beat and a screaming goat, you have lost the plot of human civilization." gonzo xmas 2022

So raise a glass of eggnog (spiked with pickle juice, if you’re doing it right). Toast to the chaos. And remember: The ghost of Gonzo Xmas past is probably hiding in your attic, wearing your grandmother’s wig, and playing "Carol of the Bells" on a broken accordion. Welcome to the retrospective of —the year the