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Dec. 18, 2016. All 273 Dialogues below are error‐free. NOTE: The number following each title below (which is the same number that follows the corresponding dialogue) is the Flesch‐Kincaid Grade Level. See Flesch‐Kincaid or FREE Readability Formulas, or Readability‐Grader, or Readability‐Score. These grade levels are not "true" grade levels, because the dialogues are not in "true" paragraph form (because of the A: and B: format). However, the grade levels are true in the sense that they are truly relative to one another.


De La Comida Latino Mega _hot_ | Gigantes

In Monterrey, a variation called "La Mega-Makiza" weighs in at 5.5 pounds. It arrives at the table covered in a foil dome. When lifted, a plume of steam escapes—the smell of victory. The standard Bandeja Paisa is already a beast: red beans, white rice, ground meat, chicharrón (fried pork belly), fried egg, plantain, arepa, black pudding, and avocado.

So the next time you see a platter arriving at a table and the entire restaurant stops to stare, bow your head. You are in the presence of greatness. You are looking at a gigantes de la comida latino mega

Whether it is a torta stacked so high it leans like the Tower of Pisa, or a parrillada (mixed grill) that requires two burners, these dishes remind us that food is theater. It is community. And sometimes, it is a delicious, greasy, glorious war against portion control. In Monterrey, a variation called "La Mega-Makiza" weighs

The Mega version, embraced by the Gigantes de la Comida Latino Mega movement, adds a grilled chicken breast, a slab of sobrebarriga (flank steak), and a chorizo the size of a child’s forearm. Served in a trough (often a hollowed-out bamboo canoe), it is the primary reason why "la siesta" was invented. Chileans love their completos (hot dogs), but the true giant is the Churrasco Italiano Mega . Two slabs of thinly pounded steak are stacked, separated by a layer of melted mozzarella. Then comes the palta (avocado) mash—lots of it. Then tomatoes, mayonnaise, and finally, a second layer of steak. The standard Bandeja Paisa is already a beast:

The "Doble" is for amateurs. The "Mega" requires a triple meat stack and fried onion rings as structural support. You don’t hold this sandwich; you hug it. The Gigantes de la Comida Latino Mega are not born in fine dining restaurants. They are forged in ferias (street fairs) and mercados where vendors compete for the title of "El Rey del Exceso."

A chalupa is usually a small, fried boat of masa. The Mega version is a 12-inch-long canoe filled with shredded chicken, chorizo, tinga , and nopales . It is then drowned in a river of green sauce, crema, and crumbled queso fresco . Eating one requires a bib, a fork, and a change of shirt.

Are you ready to take the #LatinoMega challenge? Check our directory for the top 10 "Mega" restaurants in Miami, Houston, and Mexico City.



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