One brave soul on Twitter described a scenario at a urinal in a crowded movie theater. He had been holding it through the entire runtime of Avatar 2 (which is basically a torture method). When he finally reached the porcelain, the relief was so intense that his entire body spasmed.
Sarah, a marketing executive, was presenting a quarterly report to forty-five colleagues, including the CEO. She had been holding her bladder for two hours because she was "the main speaker." About ten minutes in, she realized she had made a grave error: her morning coffee was knocking on the back door. funny+pee+stories
So, the next time you are stuck in traffic with a full bladder, remember these heroes. Do a Kegel exercise. Sing a song. And whatever you do—avoid the glass ATM booths. Do you have a funny pee story of your own? Share it in the comments below. Let’s make each other laugh until we cry (or, you know, the other thing). One brave soul on Twitter described a scenario
At nine years old, young Timmy swore he had a "steel bladder." After a gas station stop in the middle of Nevada—where the next town is a suggestion, not a destination—Timmy chugged a 44-ounce Big Gulp to prove his manhood. For the next 90 minutes, the desert heat did its work. Sarah, a marketing executive, was presenting a quarterly
"I held it for 47 miles," Timmy writes. "I was doing the 'car shuffle'—lifting one butt cheek, then the other, like a human windshield wiper. My dad kept saying, 'We're almost at the rest stop.' We were not."