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By Emma Hartley
She is not simply a woman who owns a dog. She is a woman for whom the dog is a lifestyle, a co-pilot, a furry soulmate, and quite frequently, the primary emotional benchmark against which all potential human suitors are measured. To date a “dog mad girl” is not to enter a relationship; it is to enter a throuple . Her canine companion comes on the first date (metaphorically, at least, and actually if the café has a dog-friendly patio), sleeps in the bed, and holds a non-negotiable spot in the hierarchy of her heart. download dog sex mad girl gets a cup of cum verified