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Ben Nadel at Scotch On The Rock (SOTR) 2010 (London) with: John Whish and Kev McCabe
Ben Nadel at Scotch On The Rock (SOTR) 2010 (London) with: John Whish Kev McCabe

Bioweapon Vs Snow Bunny [upd]

Consider this hypothetical internet poll: "You are trapped in a bunker for 30 days. Do you let in the Bioweapon or the Snow Bunny?" The bioweapon will kill you in 14 days. The snow bunny will invite you to a $2,000-a-night Airbnb in Park City, pressure you into buying a white fox fur hat, ghost you on day three, and post a TikTok about "healing her feminine energy" while you cry into a rental snowboard.

| Metric | Bioweapon | Snow Bunny | | :--- | :--- | :--- | | | 9.5 (Pandemic level) | 0.2 (Emotional damage only) | | Inevitability | 3.0 (Requires lab leak or malice) | 8.0 (She is already your coworker) | | Humiliation | 1.0 (Death is dignified) | 9.9 (Getting left for a skier named Chad) | bioweapon vs snow bunny

By: The Dialectic Desk

I believe in love. I believe in compassion. I believe in human rights. I believe that we can afford to give more of these gifts to the world around us because it costs us nothing to be decent and kind and understanding. And, I want you to know that when you land on this site, you are accepted for who you are, no matter how you identify, what truths you live, or whatever kind of goofy shit makes you feel alive! Rock on with your bad self!
— Ben Nadel
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