Big Butt Road Trip ((new))

You’ve experienced the creeping numbness of the sciatic nerve. You’ve mastered the "one-cheek sneak" to restore blood flow. You have a love/hate relationship with rest stop coffee because standing up is the only relief.

Let’s address the elephant (or rather, the peach) in the room. If you’ve searched for the term "big butt road trip," you aren’t looking for a scenic drive through the Smoky Mountains. You are likely a driver or passenger with a curvier build, and you know the specific, numbing hell of a 12-hour drive in a bucket seat designed for a 16-year-old gymnast. big butt road trip

Will the gas station toilet seat crack? (It won't. Those are porcelain.) Will the Uber driver stare when I squeeze into the back row? (Maybe. Let them.) Will I have to ask for a seat belt extender on the plane after the drive? (Yes, and that's fine.) You’ve experienced the creeping numbness of the sciatic